Owen, you want a visual? I'll give ya a visual, alright! I'm sittin' in the Master's bedroom at Ms. Vampy's Villa. I'm on a California King, with 2,000 thread count purple silk sheets, red candles burnin' all around, the disco ball spinnin', Vampire Weekend blastin' on the CD playa and, of course, True Blood and Godiva Chocolates by my side! Like I always say, Hef and The Playboy Mansion ain't got nothin' on Ms. Vampy!

So at 110 years old you must have seen a lot of changes in the world. As a vampire, what has been the biggest adjustment you have had to make?

OMV (OH MY VAMPIRE)! That's a freakin' tough one cause I seen so many! Bein' a female Vampire, I'd have to say the sexual revolution. I used to be very proper and demure in my seductions, then it was women's liberation and free suckin' and suddenly, "one night bites" became chic! Of course, I'm a strong believer in safe biting! Oh, and, I don't know how I ever functioned without TMZ and AMERICAN IDOL!

What are the best and the worst things about being one of the undead?

Hellllooooo! I get to look hot and have perky boobies forever :) You know the freaks come out at night, so we party like Rockstars! I'm very fast and strong, so when the stores are closing on Rodeo Drive at dark, they always seem to open the doors for me. The worst thing about being undead is I miss freakin' food! I LOVE pizza, but I can't have it now. I still take lil bites of my favorite Godiva Chocolates, but I have to spit them out after. Another secret is that I've always had a mad crush on sexy Werewolves and, well, let's just say I have a tough time sinkin' my fangs into one!

You currently live in the Hollywood Hills. So tell me Ms. Vampy are there any other vampires in Hollywood?

Yes, the Villa is in the Hollywood Hills, baby! And, Owen, you need to come over and play. Are you kiddin' me? There's vampires chillin' at the Villa all the time! But, listen, we got all kinds hangin' out there...Ms. Vampy don't discriminate! We LOVE everybody

Who's at the top of your Ten People I'd Most Like to Bite list?

Duh...Robert Pattinson, baby! But, I gotta tell ya...Rob Zombie and Sage Stallone are tied for second. Can ya get Sage Stallone to come to the Villa with you?

Tell me about your show "MS. VAMPY". What is the format and where do you foresee it going in the future?

Long story, but, one of my best friends and business associates, the incredible Todd Tucker of DRAC Studios fame, offered to produce a web series/pilot with me and, since I am a natural "hostess with the mostest" and love bein' in front of the camera, I said yes and took it from there! We talk to my indie horror star friends who hangout at the Villa and we follow my awful VampireMatch.com dating experiences. I have been soooo well received both in and out of the horror world, I came up with an idea that truly freakin' excited me. My fans have been unbelievable and range from young horror guys to families to single Moms to kids and tweens! I told my idea to Todd and he was quickly excited, too. Todd, Harvey Lowry and DRAC Studios had just finished their family film, MONSTER MUTT, and are experienced with this type a thing and I couldn't imagine anybody else makin' this project! I put together an incredible team for this project with Todd directin', my partner, Jim Pacitti, actin'/producin' and my super funny and talented writer, Tamar Halpern. I legally can't tell youse too much about the film at this point, but it is a Halloween family film, in which Ms. Vampy leaves Brooklyn for the Hollywood music industry.

Do you have any other upcoming projects you want the racksandrazors readers to know about? Do you plan on making films as well or does your image disappear on camera?

Disappear? Honey, my image is bigger than life on camera! You been watchin' too many old Hollywood vampire movies. Didn't you see TWILIGHT??? Vampires have really evolved...we even show up in photos now. I'll have to send ya a few. Since I already told you and your readers a bit about my MS. VAMPY Halloween family film, I'll let ya know another lil secret...I'm workin' on a music career. I have always dreamed of bein' Paula Abdul...OMV, I freakin' LOVE her!!! I must tell the RacksandRazors readers to come out and party with me at HorrorHound Weekend in Indianapolis March 26-28, 2010. I was invited out for the rockin' Vampira Horror Host Tribute, so come out and play with me! I might "die" if I get to meet Elvira! Look for me because I'll be gettin' frisky with Marv Blauvelt and Jason Hignite!!!

What was the first movie to scare the shit out of you?

LOVE AT FIRST BITE...I was scared that the handsome George Hamilton vampire went in the sun too long!

Okay, we're pulling into the Ms. Vampy Drive In. What three horror flicks are on the triple bill for tonight and what goodies are they going to be serving up at the concession stand?

'TWILIGHT'...Go Robert, Go Robert! 'INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE'...Um, Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in the same movie? You know I will be lickin' that screen! 'THE LOST BOYS'...And, when ya find em', send em' over to Ms. Vampy's Villa to play with me! Concession stand? Helllooo...True Blood and Godiva Chocolates...Ms. Vampy's fave!

What is your dream (or nightmare) horror movie role?

OMV! My dream role is to play Mona, the character that Marisa Tomei played in MY COUSIN VINNY, but as a Vampire. Gawd, I really dream of playin' that role. I hope I could pull it off!

What scares you in real life?

Werewolves! But, Gawd, they freakin' turn me on!