Return to Salem's Lot (1987)

   
Executive Produced & Directed by: Larry Cohen

Written by: Larry Cohen & James Dixon

Starring:


Michael Moriarty .... Joe Weber
Ricky Addison Reed .... Jeremy Weber
Samuel Fuller .... Van Meer
Andrew Duggan .... Judge Axel
Evelyn Keyes .... Mrs. Axel
Jill Gatsby .... Sherry
June Havoc .... Aunt Clara

Cameo:

Ronee Blakley .... Sally

Release Date: Supposed Theatrical: May, 1987

 

 

 

Rating:

 

A divorced father and anthropologist named Joe Weber (Michael Moriarty) tries to spend time with his son Jeremy (Ricky Addison Reed) due to his work schedule and the two of them don't seem to see eye to eye when they go on a vacation spot in Salem's Lot as he is asked to write a "bible" for the town's ghastly group lead by Judge Axel (Andrew Duggan) but he finds that Axel and the rest of the townspeople are vampires and that his son is possibly going to be a part of it when he meets up with a girl named Sherry (Jill Gatsby) who tempts him to join her and the rest of the people there.
Joe goes to the aid of one of the locals who isn't a vampire yet named Van Meer (Samuel Fuller) to go on a vampire slaying and put an end to Axel's evil deed's along with trying to save his son.

 

An embarrassing sequel and has nothing on the original in which has bad writing and sloppy direction to it. The performances were extremely cheesy too. However, this film is campy fun to watch but not meant to be taken seriously. For the fans who wanted another scare like in the first on this isn't the film for you but if you want to watch it to get a kick out of it then try it at your own risk.
The special effects were done very cheaply and the whole film has plenty of low production values too.
Some scene's seemed to borrow a bit from Children of the Corn with kids as vampires and playing at the playground all through the night which looked mildly amusing.
I dug it for what it was since I am into films that are so bad it's good. This was one of those types indeed.
Close to the end of the film looked very adventureous with the vampire slayings and the battling that's happening but at the same time alot of it looked amateurish nonetheless.

The acting is incredibly wooden for most of the cast members in this film. Lead actor Michael Moriarty tried to do his best playing the main hero in the film as he showed some energy and some good intense expressions too to top it off but yet his characteristics were a little off. Oh well at least he did his best.
Ricky Addison Reed
who played his vulgar son was another story as all he did was say his lines showing no characteristics at all. Out of all the kids who tried out for this part why was he chosen I don't know. He didn't seem to pull his weight at all and all he got going for him for the story was his charming looks but that's it.
Andrew Duggan
however who played a vampire Judge showed great anger and aggrassions with his powerful speaking in the film. He really brought alot to his part and found him to be the best actor in the film along with a nice masculine look to him.
Evelyn Keyes
who played his wife in the film was quite spooky too with her thin looks and intimidating cold speaking as well. She really knew how to portray a horror character so another gold star for her.
Jill Gatsby
did come across mysterious as a young vampiress and brought what she had to do with her role in it. She wasn't award winning amterial though but was considered above average and made sure she was one of the drawing cards to the story.

Tara Reid unbuttons her top exposing her breasts in a room as well as doing the same thing in another scene outside.

Many necks are bitten but it looks very fake
Cows necks are bloodied
Vampires faces melt and rot

Larry Cohen really adds alot of cheese to his direction in this making his work nowhere near as effective like Hooper did for the orignal that it's laughable. There's a dialogue between Michael Moriarity and Ricky Addison Reed as a dysfunctional father and son relationship while driving in the car which doesn't look realistic at all in which it looked obvious that Cohen was forcefully directing them in which it looked too acted out and unnatural.
We spot shots on a supporting cast of kids giggling and surrounding supporting actors Jim Gillis and Ted Noose as vagrant's as Cohen was trying to make it look spooky but it was extremely amateurish regardless.
There's also a scene with supporting actress Janelle Webb as a punk kid screaming after encountering that the townspeople are vampires which looks extremely obvious as well as them going in to bite the bit part actors as her friends as it looks a little amateurish. There's a good approach however by Evelyn Keyes coming up to Webb and biting her finger as well as a good close up shot on Keyes tasting the blood and licking her lips which I had to say looked spooky and well done. There's cheesy shots on an uncredited featured extra Michael Gingold's hands as monster hands as well as face shots on monstrous faces in which fails to look creepy like it's supposed to be.
There's a good still dialogue between Reed and Jill Gatsby out at night and telling him to join her which looked not as bad as most of the direction on the creepy dialogues here but again it's nothing to brag about.
There's good close up shots on the cast like Keyes, Duggan and June Havoc drinking blood from dead cows which looks creepy and almost gothic like but still looked a wee bit cheesy but sometimes cheesy is good.
There's a good shot on Moriarty and supporting actress Tara Reid making out and then lying on the ground. But however there's a shot on Reid opening her mouth looking as if she's about to bite him on the neck which didn't look convincing and too directed without it looking natural.
There's a scene with Bird acting sick and in pain on a chair outside which looked way too melodramatic with Moriarty getting anxious on what to do but however that didn't help matters with the direction on this scene.
There's on Moriarty carrying Reed at a river and placing him down with both Gillis and Noose attacking him with nice camera shots looking up on both of them using a stick or other weaponary about to strike him. However there were struggling brawling scene's which looked incredibly sloppy.
There's some interesting moments with both Moriarty and Sam Fuller trying to be forceful with Reed about his behavior but sometimes it looked a little wooden mainly due to Reed's acting.
There's many terrific shots with both Moriarty and Fuller going place to place and driving a stake through people's hearts in coffins which were of course performed mainly by featured extra's. There's a great shot on the two of them walking down some stairs in a cellar and then shots on some featured extra's crawling out of their coffins and slowly trying to creep up on them.
There's a good intense moment with June Havoc screaming at Moriarty on what he's done as well as Andrew Duggan getting aggressive as well with Reed and Moriarty demanding him to let his son go.
There's a great shot on Duggan entering the barn with a light behind him looking demonic and ready to attack which was nicely done but it fell flat when the action on all of that was going to happen.
There's shots on Moriarty, Fuller and Reed in a vehicle driving with featured extra's as vampires jumping on the car while they're driving which looked terribly trashy and you can tell that it was a set.
There's shots on the cast as vampires falling while the sun shines which looked extremely obvious as well.
Cohen proved that he wasn't the guy for this sequel with his directing but at times hwe made it look fun nonetheless.

There's the cheesy classical sounding synthesizer music but some of it sounded okay. There's good deep sounds as well as the odd chiming sounds which almost seemed to ripoff the theme from The Exorcist. We also hear some out of synch adventuroeous music towards the closing credits to the film all composed by Michael Minard.