|Ms. Vampy, why don't you start us off with a
visual and describe the place where you are
answering these questions?
Owen, you want a
visual? I'll give ya a visual, alright! I'm
sittin' in the Master's bedroom at Ms. Vampy's
Villa. I'm on a California King, with 2,000
thread count purple silk sheets, red candles
burnin' all around, the disco ball spinnin',
Vampire Weekend blastin' on the CD playa and, of
course, True Blood and Godiva Chocolates by my
side! Like I always say, Hef and The Playboy
Mansion ain't got nothin' on Ms. Vampy!
So at 110
years old you must have seen a lot of changes in
the world. As a vampire, what has been the
biggest adjustment you have had to make?
MY VAMPIRE)! That's a freakin' tough one cause I
seen so many! Bein' a female Vampire, I'd have to
say the sexual revolution. I used to be very
proper and demure in my seductions, then it was
women's liberation and free suckin' and suddenly,
"one night bites" became chic! Of
course, I'm a strong believer in safe biting! Oh,
and, I don't know how I ever functioned without
TMZ and AMERICAN IDOL!
What are the
best and the worst things about being one of the
I get to look hot and have perky boobies forever
:) You know the freaks come out at night, so we
party like Rockstars! I'm very fast and strong,
so when the stores are closing on Rodeo Drive at
dark, they always seem to open the doors for me.
The worst thing about being undead is I miss
freakin' food! I LOVE pizza, but I can't have it
now. I still take lil bites of my favorite Godiva
Chocolates, but I have to spit them out after.
Another secret is that I've always had a mad
crush on sexy Werewolves and, well, let's just
say I have a tough time sinkin' my fangs into
live in the Hollywood Hills. So tell me Ms. Vampy
are there any other vampires in Hollywood?
Villa is in the Hollywood Hills, baby! And, Owen,
you need to come over and play. Are you kiddin'
me? There's vampires chillin' at the Villa all
the time! But, listen, we got all kinds hangin'
out there...Ms. Vampy don't discriminate! We LOVE
Who's at the
top of your Ten People I'd Most Like to Bite
Pattinson, baby! But, I gotta tell ya...Rob
Zombie and Sage Stallone are tied for second. Can
ya get Sage Stallone to come to the Villa with
Tell me about
your show "MS. VAMPY". What is the
format and where do you foresee it going in the
story, but, one of my best friends and business
associates, the incredible Todd Tucker of DRAC
Studios fame, offered to produce a web
series/pilot with me and, since I am a natural
"hostess with the mostest" and love
bein' in front of the camera, I said yes and took
it from there! We talk to my indie horror star
friends who hangout at the Villa and we follow my
awful VampireMatch.com dating experiences. I have
been soooo well received both in and out of the
horror world, I came up with an idea that truly
freakin' excited me. My fans have been
unbelievable and range from young horror guys to
families to single Moms to kids and tweens! I
told my idea to Todd and he was quickly excited,
too. Todd, Harvey Lowry and DRAC Studios had just
finished their family film, MONSTER MUTT, and are
experienced with this type a thing and I couldn't
imagine anybody else makin' this project! I put
together an incredible team for this project with
Todd directin', my partner, Jim Pacitti,
actin'/producin' and my super funny and talented
writer, Tamar Halpern. I legally can't tell youse
too much about the film at this point, but it is
a Halloween family film, in which Ms. Vampy
leaves Brooklyn for the Hollywood music industry.
Do you have
any other upcoming projects you want the
racksandrazors readers to know about? Do you plan
on making films as well or does your image
disappear on camera?
Honey, my image is bigger than life on camera!
You been watchin' too many old Hollywood vampire
movies. Didn't you see TWILIGHT??? Vampires have
really evolved...we even show up in photos now.
I'll have to send ya a few. Since I already told
you and your readers a bit about my MS. VAMPY
Halloween family film, I'll let ya know another
lil secret...I'm workin' on a music career. I
have always dreamed of bein' Paula Abdul...OMV, I
freakin' LOVE her!!! I must tell the
RacksandRazors readers to come out and party with
me at HorrorHound Weekend in Indianapolis March
26-28, 2010. I was invited out for the rockin'
Vampira Horror Host Tribute, so come out and play
with me! I might "die" if I get to meet
Elvira! Look for me because I'll be gettin'
frisky with Marv Blauvelt and Jason Hignite!!!
What was the
first movie to scare the shit out of you?
FIRST BITE...I was scared that the handsome
George Hamilton vampire went in the sun too long!
pulling into the Ms. Vampy Drive In. What three
horror flicks are on the triple bill for tonight
and what goodies are they going to be serving up
at the concession stand?
Robert, Go Robert! 'INTERVIEW WITH A
VAMPIRE'...Um, Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in the
same movie? You know I will be lickin' that
screen! 'THE LOST BOYS'...And, when ya find em',
send em' over to Ms. Vampy's Villa to play with
me! Concession stand? Helllooo...True Blood and
Godiva Chocolates...Ms. Vampy's fave!
What is your
dream (or nightmare) horror movie role?
dream role is to play Mona, the character that
Marisa Tomei played in MY COUSIN VINNY, but as a
Vampire. Gawd, I really dream of playin' that
role. I hope I could pull it off!
you in real life?
But, Gawd, they freakin' turn me on!