An obsessive man named
Vinny Durand (Joe Spinnell) is determined
to do a film with his favourite horror
film actress Jana Bates (Caroline Munro)
whom is making an appearance in France.
He tells his mother that he is going to
make a motion picture with her that will
get into the Cannes Film Festival but she
doesnt believe him. Still he convinces
her that it will happen.
He travels down there but acts
unprofessional about stuff when he talks
to producers and other people who diss
him.
These people suddenly are slayed while
being video taped and there's a note to
Jana that this will be her last horror
film after she encounters a person who
was just slaughtered. This freaks her out
but her manager tells her this could be
great exposure so they advertise it.
However, more and more people starts to
become deadly victims and Vinny seems to
be responsible for all of this.
I was in total
agony watching this film after buying it
at a store in Venice, California for a
dollar as the film itself is more worth
half that much.
There's nothing good about this one. It's
extremely corny, almost plotless and
terrible scenery in it.
If someone is to make a bad horror film
they should do it right so it will appeal
to viewers who enjoy bad horror flicks as
I have fun watching bad one's but this
one bites the dust.
It doesn't make any sense at all from
start to finish.
The acting is
terrible as it seems like the cast has
only done experince by doing voice over's
for foreign films as we all know how
badly acted out they are.
This film isn't even worth watching for
scream queen Caroline Munro
although not many of her other horror
films were top shelf either.
A lady actress is
naked in a jacuzzi
Many woman are sunbathing topless
Some skinny dipping
There is also a stripper too taking it
off.
For a terrible film like this of course
they need to show this.
There are gory
moments on some films shown like a guy
being cut up etc.
A man's head falls off
A gruesome slit throat
A head is bloodily shot
A person's head is chopped off close
towards the ending.
David Winters
shows no inspiration at all with his
directing as he makes the film a total
bore.
Caroline Munro and Joe
Spinnel of course worked together
before in another awful flick called Maniac
as I don't remember it too well since
it's been a while but have no intention
to re-rent it to review on this site as I
nearly threw up it was so bad.
We have the typical
screechy violin music and the piano
playing composed by Jesse Frederick and
Jeff Koz but it's really nothing
to brag about.
We also have an interesting
soundtrack by groups like Depeche
Mode with their tune
"Photographic" and the rest by Jesse
Frederick and Jeff Koz.
Jana Bates: I've
seen enough fake blood to know the real
thing when I see it.
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