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Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)

   
Directed by: Edmund Purdom

Written by: Derek Ford

Story by:
Al McGoohan

Starring:

Edmund Purdom ... Inspector Harris
Belinda Mayne ... Kate
Gerry Sundquist ... Cliff Boyd
Mark Jones ... Sergeant Powell
Alan Lake ... Giles
Kelly Baker ... Experience Girl
Kevin Lloyd ... Gerry

Cameo:

Caroline Munro .... Herself

Release Date: Supposed Theatrical: December, 1984

*Images courtesy at: www.jabootu.com

Rating:

 

During a Christmas Party at a dance club in London, England a man dressed in a Santa suit is brutally slayed as his daughter named Kate (Belinda Mayne) is not going to stop this unsolved case as she tries to find out who killed her father as this killer seems to kill other people dressed in Santa suits at street corners, strip joints, department stores and public areas too.
Inspector Harris (Edmund Purdom), who has a dark past with his younger brother, tries to help Kate on this missing case and is also told by his housekeeper that he received a gift and was not to open it till Christmas.
Harris and his assistant named Sargeant Powell (Mark Jones) can't figure out on what sort of twisted mind is behind these barbarous acts of violence?
Scotland Yard is on the trail but every clue points them in a different direction.
The culprit is right under their noses but will they come to this climactic conclusion in time?

 

Man oh man I was in total torture watching this God awful slasher flick as I was expecting something a little better along in the lines like Silent Night Deadly Night, Black Christmas or even Christmas Evil but this film doesn't even match any of those mentioned.
The film was pointless from start to finish and very confusing too with tons of bad writing which includes a flashback scene during the end of the film which should've been used during the very beginning of it.
It's also sick and twisted with lots of bad gruesome effects and plenty of skin too. Avoid this one at all costs.

Most of the acting is quite bad I must say but it was mainly due to alot of bad writing.
Alan Lake
seemed truly intimidating in his part even if his acting skills weren't that terrific so I'd give him some points for that.
Mark Jones
however does a fine job with his firm and serious attitude as one of the inspectors in the film and will be fondly remembered.
Belinda Mayne
one the other hand, couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag as the one trying to get the killer for killing her father and she isn't at all believeable with her emotions or anger.
Kelly Baker
however seemed to pull off her role quite well as I found her to be the best out of them all as a stripper.
Kevin Lloyd
played a good idiot in the film but can't see him going places.
We have a supporting actress by Pat Astley showed some good humor in her part as a sleazy model in the film as she offered the odd laugh.

Pat Astley flashes her boobs while getting her pics taken for a modelling shoot and also does the same thing while wearing a Santa uniform outside. She also shows it off again to some inspectors in her room.
A woman is topless during a flashback sequence in a room with a guy dressed as Santa.

A knife is sliced through a persons mouth
Heada are bloodied
Bloody stabbings
A head is slaiced by a machette
Plenty of fake blood splurting

The directing by Edmund Purdom (Who plays the lead in this one as well) looks poor but mainly die to the terrible writing so he tries his best.
There is an interesting dark camera shot closing in on a car with heavy breathing during the very beginning of this film as I got the impression the direction was going to be awfully cheesy.
There's okay camera shots on people dancing at a dance club which looked total 80's fashion.
There is a rough scene with bit part actor Laurence Harrington being murdered and the reactions with others doesn't look the least bit convincing.
There is an impressive speech by bit part actress Wendy Danvers as a housekeeper telling Purdom's character that there's a present and said not to open till Christmas which leaves an impression since this is the title of this movie.
We have some trashy dialogue between Kevin Lloyd instructing supporting actress Pat Astley on her modelling shot and I thought to myself HO HUM.
Belinda Mayne
was poorly directed by her actions after seeing a Santa suit due to the bad memories of her father when she storms out but it makes you wonder if it's her or Purdom's job with his direction.
We have a good close up shot on both Astley and Lloyd outside when she tries to come on strongly to him and there's a great reaction on the two of them after they are caught by some people walking on the street.
There's good shots on Astley in a corner street in her Santa suit along with a great close up shot on Alan Lake wearing a mask and pointing his mini blade near her body but yet it is roughly performed.
We have a corny dialogue between supporting actor Wilfred Corlet dressed in a Santa suit next to a glass booth talking to Kelly Baker but the direction on this kinda suits the plot itself.
We also see a great freaked out reaction on Baker after he is slayed.
There's also a good dark scene with supporting actor Sid Wragg dressed in a Santa suit riding a bike with a gang chasing after him plus a good creepy moment on him exploring a dungeon where a corpse is found and other terrifying things.
We spot a nice cameo scene with trashy scream queen Carolyn Munro perfoming in a band but you can tell that she's lipsynching but does well at screaming after spotting a corpse.
There's a good scene with Baker in her booth acting nervous with a cold speaking by Lake and then a good shot on his hand breaking through the window of the booth trying to grab her. We have good shots on their legs running on the streets too.
There's a good presence by Lake towards Mayne with his icy words and menacing actions.
We spot a perfect camera shot on Mark Jones holdong a car door and being electrocuted.
We have a nice shot on Astley slowly walking up to Lake's lifeless body and then he jumps up which truly makes you jump.
Purdom
just stuck to acting after this film as he was alot better doing that for his career.

We have alot of cheesy synthesizer music composed by Des Dolan but he has some good stuff too like some high pitched and dark sounding music along with some odd violin suspenseful music here and there and an echoey piano playing during a street corner used in the film.