A single mother and full
time stripper at her local bar named
Corri (Starr Andreef) can't seem to get
her life together at all especially after
she is bitten by a vampiress named Laura
(Diana Frank) and left for the dead.
She meets up with a male vampire named
Zero (John Savage) who introduces her to
the vampire world and to survive as well
as wanting her to join his vampire family
which Laura is involved with and led by
the nasty vampiress Alko (Mariam Parris)
along with her assitatn who is a midget
named Kiddo (Michael J. Anderson) but
however they don't want Corri and her son
Max (Ross Malinger) is in danger as well
as both her and Zero so they try to find
some way of killing this vampire club
before they are killed.
Was this a
terrible dark comedy or a horror as it
was confusing to know just what. It's a
mix of both with nothing good about this
stinky piece of trash at all.
Not the least bit scary and too scripted
out with bad effects making the camera do
most of the special effects which is sad
folks.
If you're looking for a so bad it's good
film this isn't it.
These actors look
like they got their talents from acting
in a porn industry. John Savage as the
heroic vampire is so wimpy with his words
and character I wondered if he's actually
for real???
Starr Andreef as a single mother and
stripper new to the vampire world was the
best cast member but still she lacks.
Mariam Parris tries
to be the nasty vampiress but is a bore
to watch.
Tons of this folks as
there's many topless dancers at a strip
bar.
Both Starr Adreef and Diana Frank both
briefly expose their breasts while making
out
Frank also exposes her breasts briefly
during another lustful and romantic
moment
Some decapitated
heads
Bloody gun shots and stabbings
A vampiress throw up her insides YUCK
Andy Ruben is so
bloody humiliating with his work on this
film as he never makes the scene's
convincing at all.
He does show an impressive opening with John
Savage sitting by the sunset at a beach
but his narration sucks when he tells who
he is.
There's some quick shots on people who
portray strippers and night club goer's
which psych's you out a bit in a cheesy
and trashy way.
We have some close up shots on both Diana
Frank and Starr Adreef but however it
looks so uninspired and terrible. What's
also embarrassing is Frank was not
convincing when she does something deadly
and Adreef doesn't react well like she's
supposed to. Plus it is extremely hokey
when Savage has a vicious dialogue
towards Frank of what she did.
A dysfunctional dialogue scene
between Adreef and young actor Ross
Malinger is so not believeable at all and
very amateurish.
We also have a scene with Adreef being
attacked by some gang members on a corner
street played by bit part actors Jordan
Black and Gil Espinoza which looks like Troma
Team type directing at it's worst.
There's a real kooky moment with Mariam
Parris talking to everyone in their room
at the club not being satisfied with
stuff which looked so dull as well as a
moment when she attacks Savage and pulls
out his tongue as I think to myself is
this actually a dark comedy at it's worst
talent???
There's also a fighting sequence
performed by Adreef and Savage against
the supporting cast played by Mariam
Parris, Michael J. Anderson and Frank but
it looks so sloppy and unconvinced as if
the director was just doing a home video
and told them to improvise all of
this.
There's such an annoying dialogue between
Savage and Adreef when he introduces to
her new lifestyle as a vampiress. There
are some interesting camera shots on
their romantic lustful scene together.
There's a moment with Maligner trying to
save his motherAdreef by unlcoking a
chain that's tied to her which is
supposed to look touching during this
moment but no way jose it looks terrible.
There's some peaceful
violin playing during the opening of the
film as well as some sexy saxophone music
during a lustful scene. There's also some
lame piano pounding and bad synthesizer
music all done by Michael Elliott
We have some songtracks performed by a
female artist named Linda DeLisle Ruben
who can't sing her way out of a wet paper
bag.
Zero: I'm
sorry I took so long I just had to get my
head together
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