Club Vampire (1998)

 A single mother and full time stripper at her local bar named Corri (Starr Andreef) can't seem to get her life together at all especially after she is bitten by a vampiress named Laura (Diana Frank) and left for the dead.
She meets up with a male vampire named Zero (John Savage) who introduces her to the vampire world and to survive as well as wanting her to join his vampire family which Laura is involved with and led by the nasty vampiress Alko (Mariam Parris) along with her assitatn who is a midget named Kiddo (Michael J. Anderson) but however they don't want Corri and her son Max (Ross Malinger) is in danger as well as both her and Zero so they try to find some way of killing this vampire club before they are killed.

Was this a terrible dark comedy or a horror as it was confusing to know just what. It's a mix of both with nothing good about this stinky piece of trash at all.
Not the least bit scary and too scripted out with bad effects making the camera do most of the special effects which is sad folks.
If you're looking for a so bad it's good film this isn't it.

These actors look like they got their talents from acting in a porn industry. John Savage as the heroic vampire is so wimpy with his words and character I wondered if he's actually for real???
Starr Andreef as a single mother and stripper new to the vampire world was the best cast member but still she lacks.
Mariam Parris tries to be the nasty vampiress but is a bore to watch.

Tons of this folks as there's many topless dancers at a strip bar.
Both Starr Adreef and Diana Frank both briefly expose their breasts while making out
Frank also exposes her breasts briefly during another lustful and romantic moment 

Some decapitated heads
Bloody gun shots and stabbings
A vampiress throw up her insides YUCK

Andy Ruben is so bloody humiliating with his work on this film as he never makes the scene's convincing at all.
He does show an impressive opening with John Savage sitting by the sunset at a beach but his narration sucks when he tells who he is.
There's some quick shots on people who portray strippers and night club goer's which psych's you out a bit in a cheesy and trashy way.
We have some close up shots on both Diana Frank and Starr Adreef but however it looks so uninspired and terrible. What's also embarrassing is Frank was not convincing when she does something deadly and Adreef doesn't react well like she's supposed to. Plus it is extremely hokey when Savage has a vicious dialogue towards Frank of what she did.
A dysfunctional dialogue scene between Adreef and young actor Ross Malinger is so not believeable at all and very amateurish.
We also have a scene with Adreef being attacked by some gang members on a corner street played by bit part actors Jordan Black and Gil Espinoza which looks like Troma Team type directing at it's worst.
There's a real kooky moment with Mariam Parris talking to everyone in their room at the club not being satisfied with stuff which looked so dull as well as a moment when she attacks Savage and pulls out his tongue as I think to myself is this actually a dark comedy at it's worst talent???
There's also a fighting sequence performed by Adreef and Savage against the supporting cast played by Mariam Parris, Michael J. Anderson and Frank but it looks so sloppy and unconvinced as if the director was just doing a home video and told them to improvise all of this. 
There's such an annoying dialogue between Savage and Adreef when he introduces to her new lifestyle as a vampiress. There are some interesting camera shots on their romantic lustful scene together.
There's a moment with Maligner trying to save his motherAdreef by unlcoking a chain that's tied to her which is supposed to look touching during this moment but no way jose it looks terrible.

Zero: I'm sorry I took so long I just had to get my head together