Four
teenagers go camping on the weekend to a
place called Camp Blackwood.
On their way they meet a strange elderly
man named Thatcher as he tells them it's
not safe to go there. They ignore him
thinking he's crazy and carry on their
way.
When they arrive they meet up with a
tough woman named Harris who helps them
out by finding a place to camp out. She
tells them a scary campfire tale about a
killer clown who lurked in the woods
there 20 years ago about two couples that
ended up being killed and still roams the
area.
The next morning they find her dead and
then one by one the killer clown hacks
each of them away and they try to survive
and escape this madness.
What a piece of
crap this film turned out to be. I was
aware that it was going to be a bad movie
but I didn't know it was going to be
really bad.
I was thinking when I heard the title it
would be a ripoff to Friday the
13th but it's worst folks trust
me.
This one was barely made on a budget as
you can tell with the picture quality.
These actors need
serious lessons as it looks like they
came from the porn industry.
However, supporting actress Courtney
Taylor seemed to pull off her
character not too bad as a tough woman
camper.
The worst actor of them all was Joseph
Haggerty who played a local crazy in
the flick and he is no crazy Ralph from Friday
the 13th.
There's a big
breast shot by Ivonne Armant during
the beginning of the film making out in
the woods.
The killer clown
hacks people away with his meatcleaver
through people's necks and arms showing a
violent bloodshed.
A hunter's decapitated head lands in a
river.
All of this looks very fake.
What film school
did Brad
Sykes come from as he doesn't make his
work at all convincing.
He couldn't even direct the scenes with
the killer looking menacing at all but
however there is a scene where he directs
the actor Shemp Moseley who
plays the clown very well during a river
fight between large rocks that also
involves actor Michael Taylor.
The campfire at night with the cast
especially with Courtney Taylor telling
the legend about the clown was nicely set
Towards the ending scene with Jennifer
Ritchkoff freaking out looked
impressive too but that's it.
The music composed
by Ghost sounded not too bad as
it has interesting elements..
Thatcher: Camp
Blackwood?! You mean Camp Blood!!!!
Thatcher: You
don't listen too good do you boy? You and
your friends don't want to go to Camp
Blood!!!
Thatcher:
Say hello to the clown for me!!!!
Steve: Look,
whatever he said, the guy's crazy. He was
trying to scare us away.
Tricia: Why?
Steve: I don't know.
Maybe he's making moonshine up the hills
and he doesn't want anyone to know about
it. Tells us scary stories to keep
everybody away.
Jay:
Alright... but if we gget lost and end up
resorting to cannibalism... You're the
first to go ok? I'm gonna eat you first
Steve: Don't tease me
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